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Furby - N.G.A. President

Hi and thanks for browsing our Ginger orientated site!

I'm the President and founder of the Northern Ginger Alliance, on this site you'll lots of useful articles such as: "How not to be spotted in public by the normals" & "Dye My Hair, Loreal or Schwarzkopf?"


N.G.A was originally created to help corodinate our ginger bretheren in fighting the oppressive nature of NG's (Non Gingers), but due to legal reasons and the provisioning of certain heavy assault rifles to assure victory (who ever heard of needing a weapons licence?!! lol) this had to be put on the back burner.

 

But be sure that northern-ginger-alliance.co.uk will be your one stop GRN (Ginger Resistance News) portal!

 

All my love, k thx bye

 

Furbs, N.G.A President.

N.G.A President Signs Deal with Militant Ginger Singer
 
 
April 16th 2007, London : Mick Hucknall lead singer of Simply Red signs deal with the N.G.A to supply theme song for the new Ginger Awareness Campaign, We're not Ginger on the inside '07. Our aim to to raise peoples awareness that we are not ginger to the core!

Proof that Chernobyl disaster increased the occuruance of Glowing Ginger Children!

 
 
April 2nd 2007, Russia: Everyone knows that when a nuke goes off its yellow and orange right? Well scientists have concluded that by this fact alone  the explosion at the fabled Chernobyl nuclear facility caused a sudden rise in Ginger Soldiers Children being born across the globe. Glory be!

Dr. Krakkov a N.G.A. Researcher elaborates
"When a nuke goes off its yellow and orange right? Well its obvious that all that yellow and orange has to go somewhere and that somewhere is into our unborn children slumbering in their mothers wombs. I've spent at least £30 of my own personnel fortune buying paints and mixing them together. You know what happens every time I mix yellow and orange paint together... well I get ginger paint! I'm pretty sure you can see where I'm going with this! Although this glowing effect has me baffled could be that the kids are standing to close to lightbulbs? A fellow researcher mentioned something about radiation but we all know that stuff only works in star trek."
Anti Ginger Campaign Spotted! 


March 14th 2007, New York: Members of the N.G.A today were outraged across the globe as Warlord George Bush, President of the United States announced his re-election campaign strategey today by playing on the hearts and fears of the weak minded.

Phoenix Arizona, N.G.A Member comments:
"The above posters have sprung up on every empty wall where I live, now the kids wont even be allowed outside when its dark from fear of lynch mobs as lets face it they cant go out in the daylight because they will fry!"

Whilst rallying supports in the UK at the A.G.F.G.C. (Annual Gingers for Guns Convention) we met a fellow N.G.A member and celebrity for her opinions!

 
Patsy Palmer, EastEnders Star comments:
 

 "Ricky has anyone seen Ricky, I've been PoBG (Proud of Being Ginger) all my life, this is why I joined the N.G.A to fight these damn Ginger hating martians, if they think they can come our planet and demand that I shave my hair and dye my eyebrows then they've got another thing coming! Why arent we the ones doing the invading and making them cut off their eye stalks or some such! Warlord Bush more like Ginger Phobic Lord Bush! lol!!! aliens!!"

Webinar Q&A with N.G.A President


March 4th 2007,The Internet :

N.G.A President Furbs was giving a webinar on the Modern Ginger Persons Human rights shortly followed by a Q&A session. This was broadcast live from the Ginger colony: New Carrot Top. An archive of the webinar can be found here.